Saturday, July 31, 2010

Sexy Soundtrack Saturday - "Big Booty Bitches"!

Just time for a quickie today! ;)
Recently stumbled across this little gem. Now, be forewarned, the video itself has no visuals of the subject matter. However, I gotta give it props for what it is: two guys, gettin' goofy and having a good time on a topic they love. Also, the song will never be out of your head, ever. Enjoy!

I do have to sneak one thing in quickly though... couldn't resist...


Friday, July 30, 2010

Bride of the Mummy - Pages 7-9!

Happy 50th post! Dear god, I con't believe I'm still here and that you guys seem to want me here. Thanks so much!

Very tired, and got to go to bed in a minute - gotta be up for work at the proverbial asscrack of dawn. But just enough time for a little more schlock - especially since its just getting good. ;)

The real fun is about to begin! Muwahaha...

Also, thanks one more time to everyone for voting. It's been really interested to see what y'all are looking for. Our big winner is big boobs, so look forward to seeing a lot more Fukumi coming up - and this time she'll be getting out of that nurse uniform, I promise.
I was surprised to see the force-feeding/food choice in second place! But don't worry, I've got the perfect story for that one, and we'll get to it soon enough.
Everything else was pretty well-rounded, and I can pretty much guarentee you'll continue to see a plethora of big booty, bbws, bondage and everything else kids love.

Till next time, stay frosty.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Small update - Fan art!

Not too much to post today. I'm starting on a 7 day stretch of work in the real world, so I'm not sure just how much realistically you'll be seeing for a bit, though I will try (aren't I good to y'all?). Yesterday, I kinda decided to take a day off and do something a little different - Fan art!
At this point I'm still trying to get my name 'out there', so I decided I'd pay homage to some of my favorite artists out there and just maybe blip on people's radar myself. So, Here's the two I banged out:

This is Xalynne, one of Mark Volk's characters. I love his stuff, I'm usually not that into 3d art but his stuff is awesomely produced and just so on target with my own tastes. Check it out!

And this beauty is the Blonde Marvel. superheroine and busty milf (in that order?). I'm very, very pleased with how it came out. I don't usually do color jobs as y'all know (I tend to rather spend my time and have 2 b&w drawings rather than one color, y'see) but I started playing around with it, and it really popped. So, there it is!

One final bit of news, you can now find Tales of Schlock on Drunk Duck. As a dedicated webcomic site, they're a lot easier to navigate about if you want to read TOS in a straightforward fashion. Muwahaha, a new audience to infect! *leer*

Okay, that's all for the time being. Stay frosty.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Model Mondays - Bootylicious! (Oh, and some art too)

I've decided to just pretend I live in some magical time zone where, in local time at least, all my updates are not a day late. Oh well. I promise, it'll be worth your while tho'!
FIRST: an all-time favorite, it's the oh-so cute and curvacious Bootylicious!

The full gallery (and there's TONS) is here

Bootylicious was one of my top favorite adult film stars for the longest time. She has since retired, to go on to better things (good for her! But will be missed). I super-mega-recommend you check her stuff out, although good luck plugging 'bootylicious' into google without a wave a generic forgettable butts popping up.

Oh yeah, and I have some stuff too I guess. Here's another few pages of "Bride of the Mummy!

I've really been pushing myself to step up my game with the art this issue. While, with all modesty, I think I bang together a decent human figure, I'm trying hard to put those figures in more tangible environments,detailed props, etc. Porn, like any entertainment, is about the suspension of disbelief, right?
Anyway, suspend away. I'll be back.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Bride of the Mummy - Cover & first 3 pages!

Don't I love you guys? Tell me I don't love you guys. ^_^

Introducing our newest beauty, Roux! She's a little more slender than Manoa in the waist and face, but she's still packing some serious booty (and I think the lips are just too cute, but I'm biased). Alas, I fear Roux is bound for some crazy misadventures herself. You'll just have to read on to find out.
I'm trying a few things different this time around. This issue will be a little slow to build (don't worry, there will be cheesecake aplenty along the way) but I don't think you'll be disapointed when the serious schlock kicks in.
Oh, and real quick: thank you to everyone who's been voting! It really helps me to know what you guys are hankering for, so I can plan the lineup accordingly. I can already tell what I'm going to have to put into production next. ;)
That's all for tonight. Till next time~!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Doctor Patient Confidentiality #4 - Final 3 pages!

It's done.

The Doctor Patient Confidentiality storyline is finished... till I feel like learning how to ink, at least.
Thanks for sticking with me folks. I hope you've been enjoying the whole thing. It's been exhausting, but incredibly rewarding. I feel so amazed that I've managed to stick my little experiment out here for four whole issues. There's so much more I'm aiming on doing, but this feels like an awesome little milestone!
For those wondering what'll be coming next, I think you'll like it. Tales of Schlock #5 will be a standalone story, but introducing another regular character. I think you'll like, I do. :)

Here's to never having to draw that damn nurse's hat again.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Doctor Patient Confidentiality #4 - pages 10-15!

Good lord, today was a bit of an epic haul. I got today's pages cleaned up and ready to ship, PLUS I banged out the raw art for the final three pages after that. For my day off, I'm exhausted. Still, totally worth it, as I hope you'll agree.
We're almost to the end of Manoa and Fukumi's first adventure, and I'm very satisfied with the way its taken form. I've been teaching myself the medium as I went along, and In all modesty I feel its been an awesome challenge, constantly calling for me to step up my game. Of course, That doesn't mean I'd call this stage the final draft. Whooooole lotta revision to do, but just getting it in a readible form has been a blast.
Here's the pages:

See you in a few days with the conclusion!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Sexy Soundtrack Saturday - "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls

This week it's "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls, featured along with my number one all-time favorite booty model Scarlett in this fanvid!

Okay, technically itsSunday, fine. You have the moral high ground, and I just draw dirty pictures for a hobby. Speaking of which, I'm gearing up for a big update in the next couple days. The raw art for pages 10-15 is DONE... just gotta get it cleaned up, and the second-to-last post for the Doctor Patient Confidentiality arc will be up! Good lord, time flies.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Doctor Patient Confidentiality #4 - pages 7-9!

Guess who's back~!
The vacation was in-flupping-CREDIBLE, and just what the missus and I needed. Feeling recharged, superhappy, and ready to take life by the lips!
Oh, and I have an update for all you good patient folks. Enjoy.
Damn, it's good to be back.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Model Mondays - Sofia Rose!

Yeah yeah, it's Tuesday. Let's not quibble. Just wanted to give a heads up, there won't be any art updates until late next week. My girl & I are taking a little (long, long, LONG overdue) vacation. We both work full time at crap jobs, and its time for some fun! Don't worry though, Regular updates will resume soon enough.

In the meantime however, how about bringing back another favorite? It's time for another inspirational beauty! This week, it's a lady who just blipped onto my radar, although I'm amazed I didn't hear about her earlier: Sofia Rose!

Now, how can I put this... usually it seems to me, its rare to find a beauty with HUGE (natural) boobs that has everything else on par as well. I mean, T&A are two of my favorite things, but often when one gets big & beautiful, the other gets just... big. Sofia is a beautiful exception: She big & truly, truly beautiful in face & body.

Here's the full gallery.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Sexy Soundtrack Staurday returns! Oh, and some art too, I guess...

Phew! And just a few minutes before I have to roll out, too! Okay folks, first, a returning feature after a loooong hiatus: Sexy Soundtrack Saturday! This week, it's MIKA's 'Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)'. I love this song, for obvious reasons. :)

And also, I give you pages 4-6 of DPC#4! Good lord, can you stand the excitement?

Happy 4th of July, all you folks stateside. Everyone else, um, have a good weekend?

Friday, July 2, 2010

New poll!

Hey everyone, almost ready for an art update here, just ran out of time tonight to finishing up page six. Hopefully, you'll be seeing another three pages tomorrow morning (before I make the drive up to the ol' family summer shebang... speaking of bang, shoot me now...) If you absolutely can't wait, page 4 is up at Hentai Foundry and Imagefap already.
I've also instituted a new poll, to let me know what you guys are itching for. Please, use it, give me a clue. I'm planning on stuff for it all anyway, I'd just like to know if there's any preferences on order. Okay, enough yab. See ya tomorrow~