Friday, April 30, 2010

Doctor Patient Confidentiality #2 - 2nd six pages!

In case people think I had forgotten exactly why I started this blog, I've finally got the next 6 pages together! Also, I've been going back and fixing some (admittedly embarrassing) of the placeholder art in the first few pages. First draft only half done, and I'm doing revisions already. I'm encouragable, I s'pose. Oh well, in the mean time, let the perversions continue!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Model Mondays - Vanessa Blake!

Here comes a guilty pleasure, good lord. Vanessa Blake had a brief career as one of the most smoking BBWs in the porn industry. She's recently slimmed down somewhat, which is fine if you're into that. But for the sake of this site, I'll be posting some vintage pictures from the hight of thickness, as it were. I love love love her thighs. I never realized what a beautiful thing thighs could be till hers. Check it out!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Sexy Soundtrack Saturday - "Rev 22:20" by Puscifier

Quick post, gotta run off to work in one minute here. This is a fan made music video for the film Constantine (decent flick, btw) but I post it for the song primarily. Enjoy!

Friday, April 23, 2010

WTF Hentai Foundry?!

Okay, I'm getting really fed up with I've been looking high and low for a quality adult art community, something like an unrated deviant art. I was honestly surprised just how slim the pickings are. There's, but they focus more on poser 3D art and their 2d art section is rather simple. All in all, I love the design of hentai-foundry, but their quality standards are strangling the site. I AM interested in constructive criticism. But their policy is to reject images for mysterious and undefinable reasons. I've prepared a little skit, to illustrate my point:
Me: Hi! I'd like to submit these drawings?
HF: Hmmmm, okay, we'll take these two, but we have to reject this one.
Me: Really? Oh, okay... um, why exactly?
HF: I'm not going to tell you.
Me: ...what?
HF: It's like a guessing game. I want you to change something but I will give you no pointers at all!
Me: You're insane!
HF: Well, if you want some pointers, RE-submit your drawing to forums, and ask for criticism there.
Me: Okay, in the interest of fair play, I'll try. [Later, at the forums] Hello forums! Is, um, anyone there? Gosh, that's a lot of dust.
Forums: [cricket sounds]

Well, enough belly aching from me. And because I wouldn't expect you all to read this without some reward, here's a couple of quickies I got together the other day.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Doctor Patient Confidentiality #2 - 1st six pages!

It feels like its been a bit since I posted some of the good stuff, but I promise that time was spent productively. I give to you now: DPC#2, the first 6 pages!

I've been trying to keep productive by banging out some of the smaller panels at work on my breaks. Much more satisfying than my real day job, I'm afraid. But at any rate, that means I'm able to keep working on this stuff (slowly!) but steadily. Till next time!

Monday, April 19, 2010

Model Mondays - Veronica Bottoms!

It's a new week, and I apologize for posting this edition late. I would've this morning, except I was already running behind and nearly didn't make it to work. Ended up being a pretty sweet day besides, thankfully. But I come to you hear and now with another sexy lady of the internet: Veronica Bottoms!
Veronica is a bbw erotic model and porn star. She's fairly recent to the game, but she's rapidly become one of my all-time favorites. She's got just an incredibly big round bottom, a cute face, and just a sense of fun in all her scenes. Here's some pics to show you what I mean!

What do you think? If you see a little of her in Manoa, heh, well, now you know why.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Sexy Soundtrack Saturday - "Dub-I-Dub" by Me & My

Once more, its Saturday. Its gray, rainy, dreary, and depressing. I just got off of work, my partner is working till late tonight, and things are just generally blah.

It's time for the secret weapon.

Danish Europop. Scandinavians know how to party in the face of perpetual darkness.
Two hot girls dressed as sexy milkmaids? Check. A bouncy beat (and plenty of other bouncing)? Check. Oh, and did I mention they're sisters? :D

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Doctor Patient Confidentiality #2 - Cover

I got out of work early yesterday, so I had time to bang out the cover for issue two.

I'm super pleased with this one. Like I say, this issue is the one I've wanted to do forevs. I just can't help it. A busty nurse leering over a voluptuous BBW all tied up? This is why I decided to start drawing my pervy comics. I do this stuff because, despite a LOT of internet porn perusal, I feel there's just not the perfect combination out there for folks with my kinda tastes. If you're reading this, I can only hope you're saying "Hey, finally!".

Monday, April 12, 2010

Model Mondays - Scarlett!

Ugh, monday morning and getting ready to go in to my day job here. Just enough time to slip out the first installment in a new feature to this blog: Model Mondays! Mondays will now be a day to celebrate inspiration ladies of the big booty persuasion. These are the sexy women who inspire me to do my art thing. I'm certain they'll meet with your approval. ;)
Introducing this new feature is my all-time bestest, baddest, most favoritest representative of the big booty world: Scarlett! Scarlett is the original big booty model. She's had incredible longevity in her career (10+ years, which is amazing given how ephemeral most models careers are) and she has been smoking hot every step of the way.

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I also run a (nearly never updated, I'm afraid) fan site of hers on yahoo groups. Here's the link:

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Sexy Soundtrack Saturday - "Window seat" by Erykah Badu

Ugh, almost made it though another week. Finally, finally gonna have a day off tomorrow. And in celebration, let's have a little update, shall we? A fan told about this one, and I have to say its perfect for our purposes.
If you're interested in the controversy behind this video, I highly recommend the site the vid is linked to. They have an interesting article on free speech, et al. Or, you can watch Erykah's sexy bottom bounce around. Now that's freedom of speech I can, er, get behind, as it were.
See y'all next week!

Friday, April 9, 2010

Booty art, fetish art, sexy sexy art!

Hello again! Been laying the groundwork for issue two of Tales of Schlock, but didn't want you all to think I've been slacking off. Here's some random sketches to keep you satisfied in the meantime. A few of these are hints of future stories I intend to do. Comments and questions ALWAYS welcome.

Monday, April 5, 2010

The doctor will see you now!

If you like bbws, big boobs, lesbians, and nurses: I have good news: your day has come.

Whew! This one has been a long time coming (heh, that's what she said), but I am so proud to finally serve up the final pages of the first issue of "Tales of Schlock"... well, the rough draft at least. :/

I can hardly believe that it's finally done. I've never tried to put together a complete piece like this before, to try and put my drawing in boxes so that it actually makes sense, but I'm surprised by how easily it came along. That's not to say there was no sweat, blood or other humors. I've really been teaching myself as I go along, fitting this stuff into my nigh non-existent free time. Looking back over it, I see plenty of changes and tweaks to put in, before we clean it up and take it out on the town.
Not sure if I want to focus on the polishing first, or plunge straight ahead and get a rough of chapter 2 up. That's the issue I'm really looking forward to sinking my teeth into. Hmmm, maybe I just talked myself into it.
At any rate, till next time, internet denizens!

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Sexy Soundtrack Saturday - "Skinny" by Lo-rider

Hello again all! So I'd like to introduce a new feature to this blog: the soundtrack to sexy! I'll be posting music videos that fit into this site's ethos. Let me start it off with one of my favorites. It's so camp, overtly sexual and most importantly: curvy. It's "Skinny" by Lo-rider.

That's gonna have to keep you guys for a couple days. I'll be out of town visiting family for Easter. For those of you that the big Jesus-zombie/chocolate bunny fairy are a big deal, enjoy your weekend! For the rest, well, have a good weekend anyway. So long!